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koblala:

jayrockin:

Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.

People are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.

Well that took a turn I didn’t expect

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  • Guy in my class on the topic of the school trip:Wait. There's only two beds per room? Whoa. No way. I am not sleeping with one of you. I'm not, like, gay or something. Cant we just pay for another room? Like, I'm not gay.
  • His friend:Dude just because we're sharing a bed doesn't mean you're gonna be waking up to a fresh cup of my dick up your ass
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hendumst:

I could listen to this forever and never get bored

hendumst:

I could listen to this forever and never get bored

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rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

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Me masturbating to porn

  • Me:This is so hot.
  • Me:*orgasms*
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  • Me:What is this filth
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